Ryan and I have somewhat of an open relationship. I’ve come to terms with this over the years. I have competition and I'm okay with this. There are so many other amazing qualities about him. I don’t want this one little thing to overshadow everything else.
This is the special Valentine’s Day card Ryan received this morning.
Dear Ryan,
Words cannot express how much my life has changed since the moment we met. I didn’t know what true happiness was before you came along. You have shown me a world I never knew existed. A world of laughter, love and exploration.
I feel honored you share with me a side you don’t show the rest of the world. A man who is serious, silly, kind, generous, curious and has an incredible sense of humor. You take better care of me than I ever thought possible, and I don’t know what I did to deserve someone as incredible as you. I am and always will be eternally grateful you chose me to share your life with.
It doesn’t matter how long we’ve been together, your touch still makes me feel as wonderful as it did the moment we met. The card is true. You do turn me on. But what means more to me than anything, and to your wife’s dismay, you rarely turn me off.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love,
Your Laptop"
This is the special Valentine’s Day card Ryan received this morning.
Dear Ryan,
Words cannot express how much my life has changed since the moment we met. I didn’t know what true happiness was before you came along. You have shown me a world I never knew existed. A world of laughter, love and exploration.
I feel honored you share with me a side you don’t show the rest of the world. A man who is serious, silly, kind, generous, curious and has an incredible sense of humor. You take better care of me than I ever thought possible, and I don’t know what I did to deserve someone as incredible as you. I am and always will be eternally grateful you chose me to share your life with.
It doesn’t matter how long we’ve been together, your touch still makes me feel as wonderful as it did the moment we met. The card is true. You do turn me on. But what means more to me than anything, and to your wife’s dismay, you rarely turn me off.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love,
Your Laptop"
Ryan’s laptop was also kind enough to give me a card. It said,
"Look bitch. Back off. He’s mine."
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